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Post by crowfan on Jan 27, 2009 21:33:43 GMT -3
That's a bummer. Maybe you could take her to a movie or something.
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Post by Melati on Jan 28, 2009 20:38:15 GMT -3
Melati smashes smoking on campus and smoking in general. It's not like I have to breathe or anything...
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Post by Creepy Girl on Jan 30, 2009 18:20:07 GMT -3
Spooky smashes her own indecisiveness. :\
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Post by Melati on Feb 3, 2009 16:26:17 GMT -3
Melati smashes discrimination against women and gynecologists. If I am not given a female gynecologist when I get my checkup, I'll threaten to sue for sexual assault. If they try to stick a needle in between my legs, I'll let them know EXACTLY where they can stick that needle in their bodies. I'll probably end up with cancer or something, but I don't care, I'm am NOT going to get violated.
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Feb 3, 2009 18:38:16 GMT -3
Is this your first time going to a gynocologist? Cause I can assure you, I've been going to a gynecologist for years and there is no need for an anesthetic of any kind for a general checkup. No needles necessary. Unless you're talking about some doctor doing something shady, and that's like so rare you really don't even need to put that in your head. My doctor is a male, and there is a female nurse present in the room during the entire exam. So if you do get a male doctor, that would likely be the procedure with you, just to assuage those fears about being alone with him. Nothing bad will happen to you. But can't you choose your own doctor anyway? Simply by making an appointment you should know if your doctor is male or female, that way you don't have to be surprised when they walk in the room anyway. As for a first time exam, while I was scared, ultimately very little was done. Hell, they won't even give you a pap smear until you're sexually active so you really don't need to freak out about the check up. Appointments with the gynecologist are admittedly awkward and stressful just because of the nature of the job. I mean, they are all up in your junk, but our health does depend on that bit of discomfort every six months. Just don't freak out. Try to relax, ask questions, and again, relax. You'll be fine girl! And to keep on track: Queen smashes Calculus. Nobody likes Calculus.
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Post by Melati on Feb 3, 2009 19:23:53 GMT -3
No, I don't need to go to a gynecologist right now. I'm whining about it because we were discussing how the American government screws up the amendments. Since I am a [radical] feminist (although not a very radical person) I take my body very seriously and do not want anyone sticking needles in me. I know that no male doctor would actually do something, I just don't feel very comfortable when a man sticks something in between my legs. Trust me, when I DO have to have an appointment, I will be bitching ALOT more. You know what else? In one of my health books, it stated that women who don't bear children are more likely to come down with several different types of cancer. I though this was very unfair, nature really hates the human female. However, I discussed this with my aunt, who is a physiologist, said that this is not very likely, so I don't have to worry about not having a child. Don't get me wrong, I like children, I just don't want to push one through a small hole in my body.
Anyway, Melati smashes the American government. Their slogan should be "Screwing with you in more ways than one!" When I receive my Ph.D, I'm moving to Germany to live with my cousins.
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Post by crowfan on Feb 3, 2009 20:30:09 GMT -3
Crowfan smashes cold weather. Spring can't come soon enough.
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Post by Cerrita on Feb 3, 2009 21:01:52 GMT -3
Calandra smashes miscommunication between me and my Eric-honey.
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Post by Creepy Girl on Feb 4, 2009 0:53:40 GMT -3
Spooky smashes her tendencies to procrastinate like crazy.
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Post by Big Stoopid on Feb 4, 2009 8:29:13 GMT -3
Spooky smashes her tendencies to procrastinate like crazy. Stoopid smashes Creepy lightly upside the head to remind her she ain't Spooky no more. ( It's all kind'a Eerie !)
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Post by Cerrita on Feb 4, 2009 20:13:38 GMT -3
Stoopid smashes Creepy lightly upside the head to remind her she ain't Spooky no more. Her personal title says otherwise.
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Post by Katana on Feb 4, 2009 21:10:48 GMT -3
Stoopid smashes Creepy lightly upside the head to remind her she ain't Spooky no more. Her personal title says otherwise. Besides, she'll always be Spooky to us. Kat smashes college algebra. Having not taken a math class since last May, taking seven months off killed the amazing algebra skills I somehow managed to gain. I'm very lost and sad and confused. I'll be okay, but yeah, it hurts my brain. Also, drawing a chibi Clay going "you're a moron" every page doesn't help. >>;
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Post by Big Stoopid on Feb 4, 2009 22:26:08 GMT -3
Stoopid smashes Creepy lightly upside the head to remind her she ain't Spooky no more. Her personal title says otherwise. Aha ! Caught you in the inverted maze of reflected identities !! Go back a couple ( www.fangirlfever.proboards67.com/index.cgi?board=talk&action=display&thread=250#4686 ) and you'll see her thanking me for working her "original & true" name into it all. In udder woids, "Her personal title" and username were briefly one and the same, but now they flipped ( with no threat of flop ). It's fun when it's confusing on many levels ! ! !
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Post by Melati on Feb 4, 2009 23:28:13 GMT -3
Melati smashes the fact that sometimes Indian men set their brides on fire when they don't receive the dowry they want, a woman is sexually assaulted every 2 seconds in the U.S., 40-70% of murdered women were killed by their husband/boyfriend, 30% of murdered teenagers were killed by their current/former boyfriend, 900,000 women/girls are victims of some form of sexual abuse, France allows pederasty, Georgia does nothing to prosecute men who kidnap and rape women , who are then blamed by their families, 90% of rape victims are female, sexual harassment is common in the military, children are often victims of trafficking, for thousands of years men have forced girls to have children when they were prepubescent, which resulted in severely unhealthy/deformed children who died young, resulting in short lifespans, people laugh at me when I express anger about the gendercide in Juarez, and most known religions discriminate against women.
Yes, I am BITTER.
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Post by crowfan on Feb 8, 2009 11:32:28 GMT -3
Crowfan smashes steroids in baseball.
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Post by Melati on Feb 9, 2009 0:22:04 GMT -3
Melati smashes the fact that even though steroids will alter your gender, sports guys use it anyway. It's like most drugs. Marijuana makes you impotent, but people do it anyway (*cough*Michael Phelps*cough*). One idiot in my health class said, and I quote: "But meth makes you loose weight right? People could use that." Sure, it makes you loose wait, and it cripples your internal organs, ages your bodily rapidly, makes you impotent, fries your brain, and makes you a hopeless addict, but yeah, YOU LOOSE WEIGHT.
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Post by Katana on Feb 22, 2009 17:15:44 GMT -3
Kat smashes how ridiculously unfun and killjoy MST3K fans can be. Vent ensues.It's a Goddamn television show that's been canceled for ten years, off the air for five years, and stars puppets and people you've never heard of and are so not famous that you can walk past 'em in the grocery store and not blink. Cinematic Titanic and RiffTrax are spiritual successors that are not trying to replace MST, and they all damn well know that, so stop bashing them and saying that they're unfunny and are garbage in comparison to Mystery Science. Also, stop saying Mike is a mediawhore for the bacon thing. Just read this and his feelings become quite clear [unless sarcasm doesn't register with you]. Remember: Take three deep breaths and say to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax". [Lalalas optional.] Also, read the Serious Business page at TV Tropes. For you all: Keep this in your arsenal. It's amazing, thanks Robyn.
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Post by OxfordProle on Feb 22, 2009 22:08:20 GMT -3
Man, I'll second this. Satellite News ran a Discussion Thread last weekend about Mike's bacon stunt, and I was frankly embarrassed by some of the purely hateful, vitriolic responses it generated. And these were from supposed fans of MST3K, too! I expect better behavior from MSTies, but there's just something about the internet that brings out the nasty in people. And not the good kind of nasty, like the naughty thoughts we fangirls generate about our men ( , but horrible, mean-spirited nastiness that literally makes me cringe when I come across it. Good Lord, folks. Just because you have the anonymity of the internet protecting your identity, it doesn't mean you should become a white hot lighting rod of hatred for, frankly, the most pathetic of reasons. It's a bloody puppet show, for Pete's sake. Save the rage for more worthy causes, won't you?
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Post by Creepy Girl on Feb 25, 2009 3:51:08 GMT -3
Spooky smashes her truly moronic decision to om-nom-nom a ton of chocolate before going to bed. Seriously, it was a ton. All 2,000 pounds and such. Now I can't sleep, and there's only 3 hours 'til I have to get up for school. Heeee.
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Post by crowfan on Feb 25, 2009 11:02:50 GMT -3
Crowfan smashes corporate greed in a time of economic hardship.
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