Melati
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Post by Melati on Nov 25, 2008 20:47:56 GMT -3
I have an idea for a new thread. Let's say there's something bothering you. What should you do? Do what the Hulk does, SMASH IT!!!!!! So we'll start it with [Name] Smash!!
Today. Melati Smashes Homophobia and Prop 8!!
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Post by Robyn on Nov 26, 2008 1:55:15 GMT -3
Robyn smashes pathetic use of the race card! Let me explain: The other day I'm walking home from school, and near the campus a man comes up to me, saying he just got off the bus, all he owns in the world is in the grocery bag he's holding, and he needs 20 bucks to stay at the homeless shelter, could I spare some change? I say "I'm sorry, I don't have any cash" (which was true) but the moment I finish saying "sorry" he says "Oh, what, because I'm a n*****r?" ... Yes, that's it exactly. You figured me out. You've never seen me before in your life, you know nothing about me, but within a few seconds of talking to me you figured out that I'm just another stupid white rich girl who uses those kinds of words when referring to icky black people. Then he says, "Oh, you don't have any cash? Uh, well, nevermind then, God bless you." GOD BLESS ME!? You just called me a racist because I wouldn't give you any money! And even if I DID have cash, what freaking difference does it make!? It's my money, I'll decide what to do with it! How dare you make assumptions about me. You don't know me, you don't know a goddamn thing about me. What, are you gonna go around guilt-tripping other college kids until they give you money? I was so angry, I just glared at him. I almost told him off right there, but I managed to get a grip and storm away. Look, I know that it's possible that man was telling the truth and needed help, but I don't think that warrants throwing the race card at me. I'm just a dumb college kid trying to get home, give me a break.
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Creepy Girl
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Post by Creepy Girl on Nov 26, 2008 11:15:11 GMT -3
Ooo, great idea Melati. :]
Spooky smashes stupid miscommunications that end up ruining family get-togethers.
Most of my dad's family lives on Staten Island, which is where we're going for Thanksgiving. Apparently they all thought that we (my mom, sister, and I) either weren't coming or were staying with someone else. Therefore, we're being passed around like refugees, staying in a different house each night. ;____;
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Post by crowfan on Nov 26, 2008 21:03:17 GMT -3
Crowfan smashes stupid people who can't read a menu board. It's McDonalds, for crying out loud. It's not rocket science people!!! And there are PICTURES if you can't read!!!
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Melati
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Post by Melati on Nov 26, 2008 23:52:50 GMT -3
I'm glad my Smash thread is popular...
Melati smashes Ethnic studies teacher!!! If it's ethnic studies, then why do we have to watch stupid movies about government conspiracies and psychiatric abuse?!?! I'm already clinically depressed, you don't have to make it worse!!!
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Post by crowfan on Nov 30, 2008 0:28:45 GMT -3
Crowfan smash the BCS....let's get a college football playoff. Saying that it will take away from the athlete's academic time is a joke. Yeah, there are some student-athletes, but many others who take basket weaving 101 and just wait for their chance to go pro.
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Creepy Girl
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Post by Creepy Girl on Dec 1, 2008 2:01:25 GMT -3
Spooky smashes the snow plows that make the chance that she'll get a snow day tomorrow ever less likely.
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Post by crowfan on Dec 1, 2008 8:44:01 GMT -3
Crowfan smashes snow storms and shovelling.
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Katana
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Post by Katana on Dec 1, 2008 9:57:28 GMT -3
Kat smashes the weak snowfall on her lack of a snow day.
She also smashes her parents for telling her to tough it out despite still being sick.
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Melati
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Post by Melati on Dec 1, 2008 13:07:37 GMT -3
Melati smashes early morning wakeups!! I want some sleep #@$&*!
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Creepy Girl
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Post by Creepy Girl on Dec 4, 2008 0:35:44 GMT -3
Spooky smashes glycolysis, the Krebs Cycle, and everything else that she doesn't understand in biology class. Dx
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Melati
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Post by Melati on Jan 14, 2009 0:03:48 GMT -3
Melati smashes Leonard Nimoy's music video "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" What the @#$% was he thinking? He has a nice voice, but I spent most of the time throwing up during that video View at your own risk www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04
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Creepy Girl
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Post by Creepy Girl on Jan 16, 2009 8:48:46 GMT -3
Haha, I second smashing that video. xD And the fact that the chorus has been stuck in my head for hours. DDDD:
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Post by crowfan on Jan 16, 2009 12:04:46 GMT -3
Crowfan smahes arctic blasts. -15 temp.
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Jan 16, 2009 15:20:33 GMT -3
Queen smashes gynocologists! Not only do they leave you in the room to uncomfortably undress and put on that paper dress, they proceed to leave you alone in that room for like, FIFTEEN MINUTES, allowing you to imagine how uncomfortable this experience is going to be. Talk about traumatic. Then of course, my doctor is in no way gentle because he's seen like, 50 jillion other crotches this morning, so it's become routine. And then they act like I swim in puddles of AIDS because there's some minor contact bleeding. MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T JAM YOUR INSTRUMENTS IN HERE LIKE A TODDLER TRYING TO FIT A SQUARE PUZZLE PIECE INTO A CIRCLE THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN!! Oh well, at least I don't have to do it for another six months.
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Katana
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Post by Katana on Jan 16, 2009 15:22:12 GMT -3
Kat smashes her brother for eating all the Spaghetti-Os. B(
She also smashes the fact that this is so trivial after Queenie's post. XD;
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Jan 16, 2009 15:25:59 GMT -3
MMMMMM....I want Spaghetti-O's now. With franks! And yes, your post is horribly trivial and awful. Why don't you care about what happens to my "muffin" more? XD
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Post by crowfan on Jan 16, 2009 19:09:31 GMT -3
Queen smashes gynocologists! Not only do they leave you in the room to uncomfortably undress and put on that paper dress, they proceed to leave you alone in that room for like, FIFTEEN MINUTES, allowing you to imagine how uncomfortable this experience is going to be. Talk about traumatic. Then of course, my doctor is in no way gentle because he's seen like, 50 jillion other crotches this morning, so it's become routine. And then they act like I swim in puddles of AIDS because there's some minor contact bleeding. MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T JAM YOUR INSTRUMENTS IN HERE LIKE A TODDLER TRYING TO FIT A SQUARE PUZZLE PIECE INTO A CIRCLE THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN!! Oh well, at least I don't have to do it for another six months. Can you change doctors and get a woman doctor? My Mom never liked going to male doctors for her exams so she found a really nice female doctor she swears by And to stay in topic: Crowfan smash people who ask you send e-mail, then don't respond.
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Jan 16, 2009 20:36:42 GMT -3
Eh, it's not quite as horrible as I made it out to be, it's just annoying and not very fun. My first ever experience going to the gynecologist was when I was like 15, which was with a female doctor incidentally, and it really was kinda traumatic, so I've been edgy about going ever since. Some people dislike the dentist, I'm like that with the OBGYN! If I came out the doctor's office in terrible pain or felt truly violated or something, I would switch. But I'm not, and since the office is within walking distance and I come out of it alive each time, it's okay for now. I just like to gripe about it since I'm not big on anyone being all up in my space like that, lol. ;D Anyway, back on topic: Queen smashes the lack of food in her house. My mom needs to go shopping.
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Post by Robyn on Jan 18, 2009 9:21:49 GMT -3
Warning: this post contains a lot of tl:dr and TMI and ROBYN RAEG!!!111one! Robyn smashes that stupid, pointless, silly "no white shoes after Labor Day" rule! See, there's this event I have to go to...a "prom" for young people who have/had kidney disease. I don't really want to go, but that's a rant for another day. Anyway, I don't dress up a lot, so the only dressy shoes I have are these really cute white strappy heels that are actually really comfortable too. But my mom is dead-set against me wearing them because they're white, and some dickweed somewhere decided that you can't wear white shoes during the winter. You just can't. Apparently it's tacky, and it's not like fashion is incredibly subjective or anything. So, since there isn't enough time to buy new shoes (I wouldn't buy them anyway - our economy is in the crapper, I'm not gonna waste money on shoes I DON'T NEED), my mom is insisting I wear these worn-in black ballet slippers instead, cause they're the only other shoes I have that look decent and are comfortable. Cause obviously crappy ballet slippers are SO MUCH BETTER than a nice pair of heels, as long as they're the right color! *facepalm* I don't get it - it's just a prom. A party. Not the Royal Ball. I'm pretty sure no one is gonna give a rat's hinder if I have cute white shoes, and even if they did, who cares? What, are all the cute guys gonna flee in terror when I ask them to dance because of a my tiny fashion faux-pas? If somebody cares enough about something so silly that they're gonna shun me or whatever, then odds are they're not my type. This is almost as bad as the time my great-grandma tried to teach me how to use finger bowls. Look, I'm usually all about the etiquette, really - forks go on the left, napkin in your lap, leave you fork and knife in a certain position on your plate when you're done, say please and thank you, open doors for others, etc, etc - but finger bowls are ****ing pointless unless you're dining at the Duke's manor, and so is the white shoes rule. And by the way, Mom, seriously, I'm twenty-freaking-three now, could you at least pretend I'm an adult and stop telling me how to dress as if I am a spectacularly dull child? >_< I didn't want to go this thing in the first place, and the way you keep badgering me on every little decision I make regarding my outfit is not really helping my mood. I know you're trying to be helpful, but seriously. BACK. OFF. *DEEEEEEP BREAAAAATH* Oh well. At least I'm wearing a foxy red dress. ;D Stay tuned for Part 609 of Stupid Things That Are Stupid and Make Robyn Mad , when it is revealed that it is forbidden to wear a foxy red dress on a Sunday when the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter is aligned with Mars!
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