Megane 6.7...

[Robyn]

...is the name of my favorite author of fanfiction Mstings. He's written a ton of 'em, all of which can be found at this site. Not only are the Mstings themselves funny, but he's written the best host segments I've ever seen. He has an amazing handle on all the characters, and they're always a joy to read.

Now you're probably wondering why I'm posting this here. I wanted to share this Msting with y'all, because it has a very, very...interesting opening. This is an older version of the Msting, the one on his site has since been redone with the scene in question cut out. Just read it! And then read his other stuff. ;D

[Queen Shadowrama]

Wow, Robyn, wow. That opening was hot! I always felt bad for Joel what with being stuck up in space with no female companionship and all. How did he manage for 5 years?

Wait. Don't answer that. I already know.

But if I had been captive on the SOL too - lets just say Joel wouldn't have gotten anything done for the invention exchanges... ;D

[Robyn]

I'll never forget when I stumbled across it - I was just bored, browsing through The Msting Mine, and it immediately caught my eye because (1) It was written in prose, rather then script format like all the other Mstings I'd seen and (2) ...Holy crap, is Joel...!??

LOL, I think Dr. Forrester would have realized his mistake shortly after shooting you up there.

Dr. Forrester: Alright, boobie, my Invention Exchange this week is going to blow your little mind...Joel...Joel...Joel, are you even listening to me!??

Joel and Queen: *making out*

Tom: No...no, I don't think he is.

Crow: *taking pictures* ;D

[Queen Shadowrama]

Making out? Girl, we'd never come out of Joel's room! The Bots would probably never see him again!

[busdrivertohell]

I read that first part, and.. DUDE, JOEL'S A FREAK!!!

Sounded like he was into a chick that gave him roofies and tied him up.. LOL.