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Post by Robyn on May 7, 2008 6:06:38 GMT -3
So I dreamt about Joel last night. Not that kind of dream, but it was kinda interesting because well, it had Joel, and unlike most of my dreams, it actually had a plot! Basically Joel is on the SOL and taking a break from the movie...somehow I knew the movie was The Phantom Planet, which is weird 'cause that's a Mike episode, but then I remembered that someone on the other board said that he thought The Phantom Planet would have been better if it'd been a Joel episode...so I guess that just stuck in my head for some reason. ANYWAY, Joel checks in on Deep 13 just as Frank screws around with some invention and presses the wrong button and SUDDENLY Joel is flung into an alternate universe where the Bots are humans! Human-Crow looks just like Trace, Human-Tom Servo looks like Kevin, and Human-Gypsy...kinda looks like Bridget for some reason. But it gets weirder - in this universe these guys are all dressed up like gangsters from the 40s, and they regularly shake down mooks and bust kneecaps and the like. Joel is pretty weirded out but does his best to fit in, though he prefers using oversized props to guns. XD And um...okay, I can't really remember how it ends. I didn't say it was a great plot. Hopefully Joel eventually gets back to his own universe, because I'm sure his 40s gangster counterpart is causing trouble back on the SOL. Though the Bots probably think it's all part of a skit. XD
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on May 14, 2008 2:15:50 GMT -3
LOL I don't know why I'm only reading this post now, but that is a great dream! Joel in a 40's gangster outfit does sound kinda sexy though. Fedora, pin striped suit, maroon tie, Gizmonic logo cuff links...I like it! This dream just goes to show that there is some innocence left in you Robyn, cause any dream of mine that features Joel is decidedly not innocent!
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Post by Krista on May 19, 2008 18:17:46 GMT -3
Haha, Robyn, that's awesome! I love totally random dreams like that... and I'd love to see Joel in a 40's gangster outfit!
I had one extremely raunchy dream about Joel. It was amazing. It only happened once, and I wish it would happen more often! I won't go into detail, but we totally went at it. Hooray!
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Post by Cerrita on May 19, 2008 22:01:56 GMT -3
I won't go into detail, but we totally went at it. Hooray! Something about this made me roar with laughter.
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Post by mst3kutie on Aug 23, 2008 19:12:11 GMT -3
Once, I had a dream where I was standing in a white room. Crow was sitting in the corner. I kissed Crow on the cheek and said, "watch out for the sunbed." I then walked out of the room into a big canyon. 0.o
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Dec 13, 2008 0:01:43 GMT -3
How's this for a thread bump? For the last few nights I've been having this recurring dream where Jim Mallon revives MST3K and he hires me to be the new host! The thing is, even though Joel has Cinematic Titanic, he doesn't take kindly to the fact that Jim rejected his idea to bring back MST and instead got someone new to host. Amazingly, the fans are quite supportive of me and love me on the show and ratings are through the roof, but then Joel says in an interview that he doesn't like what I've done with the show and he doesn't think I'm funny. So naturally, because Joel is God (duh), all my adoring fans turn on me and send me thousands of death threats in the mail. It gets so bad BBI has to stop giving tours and all the mail has to be screened for anthrax and crap. XD So basically when I see Joel at the next convention I have a b*tch fit at him, screaming at him in front of the rest of the CT crew that because he couldn't be diplomatic and not say anything, he's put my life in danger. So yeah, we become mortal enemies instead of friends. Weird huh? I think it kind of stemmed from some of the Joel vs Rifftrax stuff interviews and whatnot. There was a recent article where Joel said he finally saw a Rifftrax but then said that he doesn't quite get it and and wouldn't have done it the way Mike is doing it if it were him. And I kind of want to go "Joel, I love you sweetie, but shut up." We're trying to dispel the bad blood rumors m'kay? ;D So in a nutshell: Me being the third host on a revived MST3K + Joel's weirdness about other riffing projects = Blood Enemies. My brain works funny. ;D
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Post by Katana on Dec 13, 2008 20:10:01 GMT -3
Y'know, I've always wanted to post here, but I kinda missed my chance...now Queenie did the thread bump so I don't feel as guilty. The sleep that followed my first re-watched MST episode was a normal dream...I have no idea what was going on, but I do remember that there were silhouttes at the bottom, making fun of it. I woke up the next morning and said "What the HELL was THAT?!" The night after my birthday, I had another dream. It started off where I was in the view of somebody running and jumping across rooftops [I'm pretty sure I was Zero Suit Samus, ala SSBB], being chased by Solid Snake [more SSBBness]. Suddenly I stopped and said "This isn't fair, I don't have a gun!" Snake stopped and kinda went "Huh..." Camera pans out/scene changes to the bridge of the SoL. Mike and Crow were playing a videogame [maybe SSBB, but they were using controllers] and were complaining to each other. Me and Tom were watching them, going ' '. To change the subject, I turned to him and went "You know, it's my birthday", to which he said "Ah, happy birthday". And you know what? I friggin' kissed him. On the...beak. The third dream has fragmented into a series and then into a shamelessly written story. It's my first Mike-is-a-centric-character one too, but dammit, he's way older than me so nothing going on there. Anyways, the two of us are co-workers at a convenience store [he's my boss] and we just talk and hang out and stuff...Basically it's like I'm helping him get his life back on track and into normalcy after being stuck in space for so long. A series of events leads to my discovery of the 'bots and all that and after Mike gets a date with fic-world Bridget, I babysit them. XD; Then Joel shows up as my computer teacher and crazy stuff happens. I think he's going to be a dad, but my subconscious has yet to develop the tale that far. Gawd. Why can't I have fun dreams. -3-
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Post by Creepy Girl on Dec 13, 2008 23:10:57 GMT -3
I've sadly only experienced one MST-related dream, but I really like reading all of yours. Especially Queenie becoming the new host! xDD Hmm, Joel is Kat's dad...interesting. ><;; This was mine: Mike was on a reality television show that pretty much was like The Bachelor, with dozens of fawning women competing against each other to win his heart. Anyway, I am one of these contestants and for one of the challenges, we each get to go on a nice dinner date with Mike. So, it's my turn and I'm really excited, obviously. The date's going really well, we're really hitting it off! Then all of the sudden, one of the other contestants bursts in and starts yelling at me, saying that I'm not a true MSTie and that "You don't even know who Torgo is!!". For some reason I think that this will somehow upset/insult Mike and I try to defend him. I scream back at her "Shut up! That's from a Joel episode. You'll hurt Mike's feelings!" He is, of course, totally sweet and telling us not to argue. We calm down, the women leaves, and we continuing eating our dinner. The End! I should probably note that the Mike in my dream was young!Mike...like, his first episode as the host young. :3
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Post by Katana on Dec 14, 2008 0:01:16 GMT -3
Hmm, Joel is Kat's dad...interesting. ><;; N-no, not quite...See, in my dream, Joel's married and has been for a while...Mike's kinda jealous and like "wtf why not me" and whines about it, to which I was like "stfu you're going on a date tonight". Anyways, Joel's kinda antsy 'cause he might be a daddy soon and all that.
I think that spawned from a convo me and Robyn and Anchan had about whether or not [real] Joel has reproduced, and we're thinking he has, but we're not sure, etc. etc. Yeah. That stuff.
Gawd, your dream's awesome there Spooky. :\ The closest I've gotten is this daydream I had at work while zoning out...I have to wear a tie as part of my uniform, and Mike was playing with it like foreplay and yeah. I got snapped out of that by being made aware of customers that needed water. >>;
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Post by Creepy Girl on Dec 14, 2008 12:42:58 GMT -3
Agreed, the idea of Joel as a daddy is indeed adorable. :3 I'm pretty sure that he has either one of two children. I know in his CT blog he posted some pictures of himself in his backyard and a swing set and little play house can be seen.
Well, I just went to the blog to go get the pictures and...they are no where to be seen. Dx Why, Joel, why?
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Dec 14, 2008 13:34:27 GMT -3
Yeah some of the pics on Joel's older posts have disappeared into the nether. I have that pic somewhere, I'll see if I can find it. I remember reading somewhere that Joel had two kids, though I think it was a random fan that said that so it can't be confirmed. I swear there was something where he was on Jimmy Kimmel and had mentioned that he just had a new baby, but I've never been able to find it. But I did read an interview where Trace joked that standing in front of the puppets might have prepared him for being a dad, and since we can assume that Trace is a reliable source, we know that there is at least one Joel spawn running around somewhere. ;D
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Post by Katana on Dec 14, 2008 13:36:53 GMT -3
Well, I just went to the blog to go get the pictures and...they are no where to be seen. Dx Why, Joel, why? Unless I'm missing something: cinematictitanic.com/wpmu/blog/category/joel/page/7/ I see two pictures thar...(I love the first picture posted [at the bottom of the page]. It's one of those that makes me want to just tackle-glomp him.) My God, can you imagine Joel as a dad? That's gotta be kinda...weird. XD; Though heck, any children of the BB crew must've had a bit of a surreal childhood, what with their parents working on some cowtown puppet show...Imagine those parents-talk-about-their-jobs-at-school days...heh... Back to the dreams people!
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Post by Robyn on Jan 18, 2009 17:02:08 GMT -3
I dreamed about Joel again! And again, it wasn't THAT kind of dream. -_-;; Jeepers, what do I have to do!?
It was still pretty cool though. I think it was inspired by Darkstar, except Joel isn't an evil mercenary, he's like, some kind of commander in Earth's army. We're on this spaceship (the SOL maybe?), with a huge window showing a beautiful view of Earth, and Joel is standing in the middle of the room, surrounded by people who are in these like, little one-man pods, or something, cause I guess they were preparing to drop down on the Earth in them, and Joel was giving instructions on what to do, and it was really complicated. This is what I remember hearing:
"Okay, you will be sorted by your designated prime number! When you hear the whistle, take your own whistle from around you neck and blow it, then push the blue button on your left, then the white one, IN THIS EXACT ORDER."
He also had strange nicknames for his commanders, like "Scratch" and "Eggnog" and "Flapjack." XD
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Post by Creepy Girl on Jan 19, 2009 13:14:30 GMT -3
So, I was reading this thread last night, and forlornly thinking "Why haven't I ever had a Joel dream?" Luckily for me, my brain finally got the hint and I had my first Joel-centered dream last night! In the dream, I was just starting out at college and my professor/adviser is none other Mr. Hodgson! (I should note that it's current!Joel, not young!Joel) For some reason the campus has a whole separate facility for bathing, away from the dorms. Anyway, I stop by his office on the way to going to take a shower at this bathing building. I'm just asking him usual questions about my schedule and something about the class that he's teaching, when I all-of-the-sudden get very upset. Apparently I'd left my shower shoes in my dorm, which was all the way across campus from the bath facility. He smiles and takes a pair of water shoes out from behind his desk and says "Well, use these. I just got back from a kayaking trip." (I don't know why we have the same shoe size >>;; ) I gratefully take the shoes and go off and take my shower, etc. I walk back to my dorm after I'm done and realize "OH CRAP, WHERE ARE THE SHOES!?" Soooo, the rest of the dream was just me desperately running around and looking for the shoes, terrified that I really might have lost my beloved's kayaking shoes. DDDD:
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Post by Robyn on Jan 19, 2009 16:52:38 GMT -3
Oh Spooky, that dream had so much going for it. You have the "hot-for-teacher" fantasy going on, you stop by Joel's office on the way to the showers (which are so conveniently located) to get yourself a little "extra credit" hehhehheh...
And then the dream just whizzes it right down its leg! Kayaking shoes!? Screw you, Spooky's Dream! You're working in a medium where literally anything is possible, and that's what you come up with!? This is just unacceptable, I want to speak to your manager! B(
(Seriously though, that's pretty hilarious.) XP
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Post by Katana on Jan 19, 2009 17:06:08 GMT -3
Ever realize that we have the most innocent and lame dreams [with the exception of one of us] when it comes to the guys? I mean, sheesh! I haven't even had one yet where Mike is a remote romantic prospect. Grr!
I did have this one crack dream, inspired by SCCTM...Right before I fell asleep, I was watching bits and pieces of the Scrapbook, and one of the scenes they have is the crew in the video room, watching...well, SCCTM. You can see where this is heading [maybe].
I was a martian, and I had two bffs - no clue who they were - and we were apart of this batallion that was going to go to Earth in these gnarly single-person spacecrafts and kidnap Santa and all that. The line I remember the most was somebody going "If you believe in Christ, you don't have to go!", so about half the fleet dropped out. I think me and my friends stayed on for kicks.
For some reason, these spacecrafts were fueled by soda, which they called "Elvis". Me and my friends knew it was "cola", but nobody believed us...At some other point, we were at a house and I used a paper towel for a tissue and the lady flipped out at me.
Um, we didn't leave the planet, but we had the silly costumes and everything. It felt like it was something from the cutting room floor of the movie. XDD But oh wow...Um, hey brain, can I have a good dream soon?
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Post by Creepy Girl on Jan 21, 2009 0:36:39 GMT -3
And then the dream just whizzes it right down its leg! Kayaking shoes!? Screw you, Spooky's Dream! You're working in a medium where literally anything is possible, and that's what you come up with!? This is just unacceptable, I want to speak to your manager! B( Augh, I know! Dx Anyway, last night I had yet another Joel-centric dream! Woo, right? Wrong. It was one of those dreams that was all over the place and you barely remember anything when you wake up. :\ In the dream, I had driven to this abandoned apartment building where MSTies were invited to come meet the Titans and watch them write the next episode of CT (or something like that Dx). Anyway, I was the only fan to have shown up, and so I get to meet them all! Everyone leaves except Joel and I, as we are having all these amazing conversations. Now, you'd think: Joel + Spooky + abandoned building = SEXYTIMES. 8DDD It turned out more like: Joel + Spooky + abandoned building = Take goofy Myspace-esque photos together. I'm not even kidding. :P
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Post by Cerrita on Jan 21, 2009 11:35:43 GMT -3
It turned out more like: Joel + Spooky + abandoned building = Take goofy Myspace-esque photos together. I'm not even kidding. :P Well, I suppose it's better than "Well, the other Titans are leaving, guess I'll go too."
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Post by Katana on Jan 22, 2009 23:56:06 GMT -3
I took a nap when I got home from school and FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY had a dream with Mike in it! :D
So I drive a nice 2000 Toyota Camry (named Mitsukuni). Because of the snow and stuff, I have a routine of kicking out all the built-up crud that accumulates in that space between the tires and the car. However, the stuff on the front-right just doesn't want go anywhere - it's like a friggin' brick.
In my dream, I was standing in my driveway with a teenage Mike (my brain is really on a kick) and we were picking at the ice...finally he took a shovel and, with the handle, was able to knock the slushicesnow crap down. Then he started complaining about how his hands hurt from it, so I took him inside and...made cocoa. Because cocoa cures hand injuries, I guess.
Then it turns into total shoujo territory (I've been binging on LovelyComplex, which is about a tall girl and a short boy - this was VERY much the inverse) 'cause as I was stirring the cocoa on the stove, Mike was standing behind me and hugging my shoulders and kissing me. I was like ">:| gtfo cocoa stirring" the whole time, though. XDD
Come ON brain, be a little more cooperative!
...and then I woke up for dinner. Burgers!
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Post by Creepy Girl on Jan 23, 2009 4:53:18 GMT -3
Dear Kat's brain,
Hugs and kisses from teenage Mike > Hot Cocoa. H'okay?!
Sincerely, Spooky
(That really is such a cute situation though. :D)
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