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Post by Big Stoopid on May 2, 2008 18:44:08 GMT -3
Alright . . . I'll admit that I just got this thread's title from an unrelated line of thought and said "ooh , There's a method to my Mad-Libs . . . I gotta use that somewhere !" This might be the place . . . let's see, won't you ? I grabbed the first phrase from ☞ The MST3K Catch Phrase Catalog ☜, and MSTy-quotes are fine, but future lines can even come fresh out of your head ! It should work like this here > A phrase is provided w/ one or more words missing . . an obvious phrase that implies what word is left out, like "Today I was late for _____ and the boss was furious". But let's try it with a MSTy-bit : "A planet where ____ evolved from men ?"
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Post by Big Stoopid on May 2, 2008 18:52:51 GMT -3
"A planet where boy bands evolved from men ?"
"Put your _____ on, we're at grandma's"
See ? paste it in and insert a whimsically unexpected word ! Then, toss in the next one with a word ( or two ) removed . It doesn't need to follow the previous in any way, but it could.
Let's see if this goes anywhere.
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Post by callipygias on May 6, 2008 13:51:06 GMT -3
"Put your pistol on, we're at grandma's."
"Never bring a _____ to a ______ fight."
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Post by Cookie on May 6, 2008 14:04:20 GMT -3
"Never bring a shotgun to a pillow fight."
"By this time my lungs were aching for _______."
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Post by callipygias on May 6, 2008 14:34:43 GMT -3
"By this time my lungs were aching for you, darling."
"He learned too late that ____ is a _____ creature."
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Post by Big Stoopid on May 6, 2008 19:37:17 GMT -3
"He learned too late that Garfield is a porous creature."
"I could go for a char-broiled _______ sandwich and some _____-_____ potatoes."
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Post by Cookie on May 7, 2008 1:27:47 GMT -3
"I could go for a char-broiled leprechaun sandwich and some acid-washed potatoes."
"I ______ that _____ barkeep!"
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Post by Big Stoopid on May 7, 2008 2:28:32 GMT -3
"I punctured that inflatable barkeep!"
"What manner of men are you who can summon ____ without _____ or ______ ?"
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Post by callipygias on May 7, 2008 13:45:17 GMT -3
"What manner of men are you who can summon tazings without provocation or justification?"
"The ________ appears to be working, Dong, I can feel it _____"
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Post by Cookie on May 7, 2008 19:14:01 GMT -3
"The Selsun Blue appears to be working, Dong, I can feel it tingling."
"Running down the road trying to _____ my _____, I got _______ on my mind."
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Post by Big Stoopid on May 7, 2008 20:30:56 GMT -3
"Running down the road trying to replicate my derby, I got Selsun Blue® on my mind."
"I'm dead now. Please don't _____"
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on May 7, 2008 21:35:13 GMT -3
"I'm dead now. Please don't puke."
"The secret government _______ _______."
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Post by Big Stoopid on May 7, 2008 22:50:14 GMT -3
"The secret government feels unloved and awkward."
This year, the annual ______ is sure to attract many ______ during _____ .
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Post by Cookie on May 9, 2008 1:08:49 GMT -3
"This year, the annual orgy is sure to attract many politicians during the Super Bowl. "
"Douglas was ______, very ______ and ______ the whole way."
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Post by callipygias on May 9, 2008 16:17:44 GMT -3
Douglas was vomiting, very diarrhetic and screaming the whole way.
Stay _____! Whatever may occur, I _______________________!
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Post by Big Stoopid on May 9, 2008 18:33:17 GMT -3
Douglas was vomiting, very diarrhetic and screaming the whole way. ( JEEZ !, repulsive much ?? , I nearly smote you !! ) Stay focused ! Whatever may occur, I 've been this way before and I'm pretty sure there's a restroom at the next stop, DOUGLAS !! "Speaking words of ______ , Let It __, Let It ____"
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Anchan
Peeping Tom
It ain't yo' momma's lunch meat
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Post by Anchan on May 9, 2008 19:56:18 GMT -3
"Speaking words of winter, Let It Snow, Let It Snow."
"Battle of the Network ________ ."
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Post by Cookie on May 10, 2008 13:42:14 GMT -3
"Battle of the Network Yes Men."
"Read my ______: No New ________."
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on May 11, 2008 2:33:34 GMT -3
"Read my fortune: No New burritos ."
"Shine your _______."
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Post by Big Stoopid on May 11, 2008 5:35:36 GMT -3
"Shine your shiny brass buckle, sir ?"
"He's ____, Jim"
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